I love you so much. You are the best dog ever, and you are always so happy to see me. It makes me so happy to come home and see you waiting for me, and how you wiggle your whole body because you are wagging your tail so hard. I love how your face is so wrinkly and you always look like you're melting when you're tired. I also love you are so sturdy and I can lie down on top of you without worrying about squishing you. You always want to make me happy and you know when you've done something wrong. Even when you get into the trash I still love you because you look so sad and guilty, and I feel bad. You are so spoiled and you can get a treat just by making a sad face with all your wrinkly skin, and Dad is such a sucker when it comes to giving you things, but you are so cute that we can't help it. You are such a great guard dog, and I always feel safe because you are so strong that I know you could take down anyone who was trying to hurt us. Even though you go crazy and bark at everyone walking by outside, it's reassuring to know that you are protecting to house. I love you so much and you are the best dog that anyone could ever ask for.
Yeah, I just wrote a wall of text about my dog. You wish you were as cool as me.
